Everyone is as thrilled as a kid on a roller coaster, about President Elect Obama. Well that's probably not true, if you judge by the personal vote he didn't get. Nearly half are as thrilled as a greenie at a chain saw convention. It is not well known, probably because it is totally untrue, but President elect Obama has close ties with our lovely Shoalhaven. and in a spirit of hands across the ocean he gave Shoalhaven FM his first radio interview since becoming president elect. He speaks now to our Charles Kaltenbrunner.

Charles : Congratulations Senator on your win.
Obama: Thank you I am very humbled by this event.
Charles : Not you too?
Obama I'm sorry I don't follow you
Charles : It's not important. My heart has just restarted on its own accord. Senator we have very little time and I would just like to go straight to questions of significance.
Obama I'm not sure I like this. Most interviewers crawl to me. Do you know who I am?
Charles : Yes, Senator. I'll do it too. Don't worry. Now my first question is, When will you bring the troops home from Iraq.
Obama In the fullness of time.
Charles : I see. And when will you attack the terrible credit shortage?
Obama At the appropriate moment.
Charles : And when will you have a cup of coffee with the terrorist organisation Hamas?
Obama When the time is ripe.
Charles : And when will you give the American public who are losing their homes the financial assistance you promised?
Obama When the funding permits.
Charles : And when will you fly to North Korea and Iran?
Obama That is in the pipeline now.
Charles : And how soon do you expect to catch Osama Bin Laden.
Obama Well, you know, this actually depends on circumstances beyond our control
Charles : And when will you give a straight answer to a straight question?
Obama Never.
Charles : Now, you did make many promises.............
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I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN LYNNE ANDERSON
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